The golden yellow tabby
sat comfortably in front of her favorite book.
As she flipped each page after carefully
reading it, she realized that she was
going to have to test it out.
Who would she test it out on though?
She didn't have an owner.
Oh no, she owned them all.
However, she wanted someone clueless
to test her new found skills on, so
she began to look around and then boom!
The vision came to her mind front and center!
The old man.
Of course the old man!
That's who she would try it on.
That dirty old man was coming into the library
a lot lately.
And each time, he would just whip out his
dirty grummy hands
and he dared to touch her.
Ugh! The disgrace.
He never even asked her.
He would just reach on over and pet her head.
Front to back,
front to back...
Occasionally stopping right at her ears and scratching..
Good Lord why!
Why did he have to start up her rotors?
For that he will surely pay.
She continued to read her book diligently
sitting in her favorite comfy chair,
when she heard the door open.
Oh no!
Could it be him already?
It couldn't be.
Could it?
He's an hour early!
She wasn't ready.
Not yet.
Not Yet.
